Meet your new emotional-support tee for mornings before coffee ☕😑

MORGENMUFFEL T-SHIRT

Some people wake up sunshine and rainbows.
Others wake up like this guy.

Featuring the gloriously grumpy Morgenmuffel character—robe on, coffee in hand, zero tolerance for nonsense—this shirt is a public service announcement for anyone who should not be spoken to before caffeine.

Why you’ll love it:

🖤 100% pure cotton – soft, breathable, and comfy enough to survive pre-coffee existence

😌 Comfortable & stylish – relaxed fit that looks good even when you feel awful

😏 Perfectly irreverent – says “don’t talk to me” without you having to open your mouth

☕ Morning-approved energy – ideal for coffee runs, workdays, weekends, and existential dread

Whether you’re a certified morning grump or just honoring the sacred ritual of caffeine before conversation, this shirt lets the world know exactly where you stand.

Warning: May reduce small talk. Side effects include knowing nods from fellow Morgenmuffels.

Wear it proudly. Drink your coffee. Engage later.